A gay man’s guide to keeping cool when things get unexpectedly... upright.
Let’s set the scene: You’re minding your own business in a public restroom, trying to relieve yourself and get back to your cocktail, concert, or cardio. Suddenly, you notice that the guy next to you at the urinal is, well… at attention.
No, sis—you’re not imagining it.
Yes, he has a full-on boner at the urinal.
So… what now?
✨ First: Take a Breath, Not a Peek
Let’s be real—this can be awkward, surprising, or even weirdly flattering. But before your mind goes down a rainbow-colored rabbit hole, remember: this is a public bathroom, not your favorite OnlyFans subscription.
Golden Rule: It’s not about you (most of the time)
Erections happen. Randomly. To gay guys, straight guys, everyone. Could be nerves, medication, a full bladder, or yes—attraction. But unless he’s making it your business, keep it moving.
🚷 Keep the Eyes Front & the Vibe Chill
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: pretend nothing is happening. This is a “don’t ask, don’t glance” situation.
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No smirking.
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No small talk.
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No second glances.
(That’s what dark rooms and dating apps are for, darling.)
If you can’t focus or feel uncomfortable, it’s okay to cut your visit short and hit the stall instead. You’re not being rude—you’re protecting your vibe.
😏 But What If He's Clearly Flirting?
Okay. Let’s say it’s not just random biology. He’s looking at you. Licking lips. Giving that look. This is where it gets tricky.
Gay truth time: Yes, there are urinals and bathrooms where cruising happens, but not all spaces are those spaces. Unless you're in a known environment (like a bathhouse or certain clubs), it’s best to err on the side of public decency.
If you're down and it's consensual, you better be very sure it’s a safe and appropriate environment. Otherwise…
💬 Final Word: Stay Classy, Stay Aware
Gay or straight, hard or soft, privacy and respect in public spaces matter. Bathrooms are weird liminal zones where we all just wanna pee in peace. So be cool, be kind, and let your reaction rise above the waistline.
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